Perhaps advertising copy for this could describe the benefits of 'Mr. Tash's Wonderful Shaving Styles' as follows...
If you are a chap, then why not try some of these most splendid, inventive shapes that Mr. Tash has come up with.
Or for the self-aware lady, who doesn't want to be left out of the latest fashionable circles, then there is the easy-to-apply 'Stick On Tash'.
Skip on down to your local store quickly, before this genuine and truly fantastic product gets completely snapped up.
You know... for fun (and for my portfolio)